bl-ossomed princessjagkisnotonfire
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christophersvisualjournal gemini-moonstone
g0d-of-thunder balconyscene
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idkmusicok tencode

dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

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dingdongyouarewrong radicalravenclaw
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weheartit.com tits-n-t4ts

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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endocrines2014 tits-n-t4ts

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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